Cone of Shame

Iditarod Organizers: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.  

Team: [hang heads] We do not like the cone of shame. 

We must issue a couple of "bad dog" reprimands. We don't like doing it but we have to deal with it.

A cart was left in the store we were using...still decorated....team number still attached. You know who you are so we do not need to advertise. Bad Dogs. Bad Dogs. 

We heard a team really went after Dunder Mifflin's cart at one of the challenge locations. Sabotage is funny, blatant destruction is not. Bad Dogs. Bad Dogs. 

OK. We're done.